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  1. You and me chasing paper, getting nowhere

    Aaron Block may not know biochemistry or Beatles history, but he knew friendship when he saw it.

    Posted on: 09.27.06


  2. To see the way that light attaches to a girl

    Andrea Harbison discovered love and internet chatrooms – one of these (you guess which!) got lost and ruined the Counting Crows.

    Posted on: 09.27.06


  3. You know I don’t find this stuff amusing any more

    David Valdes lost “You Can Call Me Al” and Old Spice, at the same time, before he could tie his own shoes.

    Posted on: 09.16.06


  4. You don’t look twice cause you move so fast

    Shawn Anderson lost an INXS song in what is, hands down, the cringe-worthiest scenario we’ve heard yet.

    Posted on: 09.16.06


  5. Gonna mess your mind

    Cathy Hannan lost a lamp and “American Woman” in one heartwrenching fight.

    Posted on: 09.16.06


  6. Some things are better left unsaid

    Sara H. + the ex’s LiveJournal + a Scottish hussy = (fury x 8) + (-2,205 Annie Lennox).

    Posted on: 09.12.06


  7. If I’d stare too long I’d probably break down and cry

    Kate Royce + zits + Axl + a teenage hussy = negative “Sweet Child O’ Mine.”

    Posted on: 09.12.06


  8. And time goes by so slowly

    Kimberly Jako + a Radisson hotel + celebrity death = zero “Unchained Melody.”

    Posted on: 09.12.06


  9. I just can’t look, it’s killing me

    Chris Massey nearly crashed his car, thanks to the Killers.

    Posted on: 09.05.06


  10. Symphony for solo cellist

    Richard Saunders met a socialist cellist and Shostakovich took the fall.

    Posted on: 09.05.06




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Oct 9, 2008

This isn’t the first time a GOP candidate has made Dave Grohl very, very angry by stealing one of his songs.

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mary - 11:06 am
Sep 23, 2008

Barack Obama seems like a nice man. Why does he make me think about John Mayer?

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mary - 11:56 am
Sep 5, 2008

Methinks Sarah Palin is throwing her Heart records in the trash right about now.

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mary - 4:07 pm

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