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  1. When all of my clothes feel like somebody’s old throwaways

    Don’t play Frou Frou for Janelle Sorenson, and don’t ask her on a date if your name is Michael.

    Posted on: 01.25.07


  2. You can use my skin to bury secrets in

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but Fiona Apple still haunts Mindy M.

    Posted on: 01.25.07


  3. I couldn’t help it, it’s all your fault

    Rick Poehling was a teenage Star Wars fan who tried to Lloyd Dobler his way to her heart with Alanis Morissette. Is there a happy ending? Would he have written to our website if there was?

    Posted on: 01.18.07


  4. Shall we call this a lesson learned?

    Christie Roth discovered that sometimes music, booze, and boys don’t mix. Especially when the boy is a loser and the music is Ray LaMontagne.

    Posted on: 01.18.07


  5. Stop messing round with your tricks

    Jim Ruland was living in a flophouse motel in Flagstaff, Arizona. And then Carlos Santana made things worse.

    Posted on: 01.11.07


  6. I know that’s a strange way to tell you that I know we belong

    John King’s ex ruined their Ben Folds song - for John and his current girlfriend.

    Posted on: 01.11.07


  7. I will never cry at night again

    Allen Lulu and his late daughter loved to listen to records together. Especially the Dresden Dolls.

    Posted on: 01.11.07


  8. Words that I ain’t spoken

    The young Steve Finbow, wannabe crusty punker, spent Christmas with a girl from the right side of the tracks. Was “Thunder Road” the bridge between them?

    Posted on: 01.04.07


  9. Yeah, I know nothing ever falls apart

    Alena Kastin fell in love to the sound of the Spinto Band. Now she’s glad her name isn’t Mandy.

    Posted on: 01.04.07


  10. There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me

    Monique hit some kind of trifecta: co-worker crushes, divorce, and clashing sexual orientations. All summed up in a single Alison Krauss song.

    Posted on: 01.04.07




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Oct 9, 2008

This isn’t the first time a GOP candidate has made Dave Grohl very, very angry by stealing one of his songs.

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mary - 11:06 am
Sep 23, 2008

Barack Obama seems like a nice man. Why does he make me think about John Mayer?

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mary - 11:56 am
Sep 5, 2008

Methinks Sarah Palin is throwing her Heart records in the trash right about now.

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mary - 4:07 pm

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