Chad Huculak and the girl of his dreams communicated Canadian power-pop style until the dream imploded, drenching Sloan with the remains of their relationship.

Iron Chef Jake Tuck took on Iron Chef Snotty Girlfriend in their own version of Kitchen Stadium; the secret ingredient was Ghostface Killah. Whose cuisine will reign supreme?

Dan Quam met a girl who worshipped the Boss as much as he does. When she left, he realized he had to ask someone else for help.

Krishna Shukla knows all about puppy love. And like the Rolling Stones, she’s still “Waiting on a Friend.”

Jessica L. Atcheson learned there is something worse than realizing your boyfriend is gay: realizing that your next boyfriend is a homophobe. No more “Singin’ in the Rain” for her.

Some snarky soldiers threw a wet blanket on ex-enlisted man Dana M.’s DJ set, ruining his “Diamonds and Pearls.”