Exhibit A: “Isn’t She Lovely” for Michelle Obama’s speech last night. Really? Really, DNC? That was the best you could come up with? I almost expected someone to run out and put a rhinestone tiara on Prom Queen Michelle’s lovely head.

Exhibit B: “Sisters Are Doin’ It for Themselves,” just an hour or so ago. “Hey, Hillary supporters! Listen, we get it. We really do. We know how you love your girls’ nights and your chick lit and your sassy traveling pants. Let’s all boogie together to the Eurythmics! You go, girl!”

Conclusion: The Democrats are terrible music programmers.

Hypothesis: The Republicans will be even worse.